Evolution, Ted Sabarese
Haven’t you pretty much had it with photos of people who look like their dogs? Dopey, right? But take a look at this. This lady looks like her fish. Isn’t that special? There’s really no cuteness here, I guess because the fish is dead. I wonder what people would think of those dog photos if the dogs were dead, or if the people who were supposed to look like their dogs were dead? Now that would be a horse of a different color. We’ve come to expect fish to be dead because we eat them. And actually now that I think about it, if this woman’s fish were alive it would be depressing, because then I might think the fish was her pet, or her lover. Pet fish are no fun. I’ve never had a fish as a lover. I wouldn’t know how to approach one. I think she’s going to eat this fish raw. I sure hope she saves the eyeballs just in case she ever needs a transplant.